I guess that's being nice
| Dad: | CHOW. I'm on a mission. I need you to open the screen door. |
| Me: | Wat. |
| Dad: | -extends arms horizontally ALL THE WAY OUT and walks around- I'm trying to get this fly out. I'm getting this fly out. LOOK. OPEN THE SCREEN DOOR. IT'S TRYING TO GET OUT because it knows I'm going to murder him. OPEN THE SCREEN DOOR -walks around arms out. seriously like an airplane. guiding the fly out- I'm trying to not be so mean. OPEN THE SCREEN DOOR. |